Called “the funniest farce ever written,” “Noises Off” presents a manic menagerie of itinerant actors rehearsing a flop called “Nothing’s On.” The show at the Lakeville Area Arts Center is approximately two hours long. Tickets purchased through the Lakeville Heritage Center are just $10 per ticket (normally $15) if purchased before Wednesday, March 23. Call 952-985-4620 to purchase from the Heritage Center.